Golden Retriever Shedding Season Calendar Shirt | Funny Dog Hair T-Shirt for Pet Parents
Golden Retriever Shedding Season Calendar Shirt | Funny Dog Hair T-Shirt for Pet Parents
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Designed by a Golden dad in Ohio, loved by Golden families around the world.
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Product Details
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Shedding season is January through December. No, seriously—check the calendar. This hilariously accurate design lays out the truth every Golden Retriever owner discovers: there is no off-season for Golden fur. There is only shedding.
The Shedding Calendar Truth: "When does your Golden shed?" Yes. The answer is yes. All twelve months, circled in golden fur. This shirt is for everyone who's made peace with fur as a permanent accessory, garnish, and lifestyle choice.
Why Golden Parents Need This: You've tried lint rollers. You've bought the fancy vacuums. You've worn the fur proudly. This shirt acknowledges your reality with humor and solidarity—because if you can't beat the shedding, you might as well wear a shirt about it.
Product Features:
- Soft 100% cotton (Heather colors: cotton/poly blend)
- Unisex sizing for men and women
- Funny annual calendar graphic (spoiler: it's all shedding season)
- Lightweight, comfortable for year-round wear
- High-quality print that ironically won't shed
- Available in multiple colors
Wear It:
- Grooming appointments where they know you by name
- Vacuuming days (so, every day)
- Running errands covered in golden fur anyway
- Dog park meetups with fellow fur-covered Golden parents
- As a warning to friends considering getting a Golden
The Perfect Gift: For new Golden owners in denial, veteran Golden parents who've accepted their fate, or anyone whose vacuum cleaner has a name and personality at this point.
Sizing: True to size unisex fit. Will collect Golden fur in any size.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Remove 47 Golden hairs before washing. Find 47 more after.
Made in the USA (unlike the fur, which is made in your Golden's undercoat factory)
Embrace the calendar. Accept the shedding. Wear the shirt. You're in this for life—all twelve months of it.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
